by GrackDaWeirdo October 27, 2021
Get the keefe on a leafmug. When your first immediate reaction to something is “Nah, fuck that”. Thats when you just bounce up out that bitch. Similar to a “fuck it” moment.
“Yesterday at work I up and shit the leaf on a customer” - D
“Yeah? What happened?” - A
“Well the trash was so gross so I shit the leaf and left” - D
“Damn! Was it on Cornwall?” - A
“You know it” - D
“Their garbage is gross!!! I won’t even touch it!” - A
“Yeah? What happened?” - A
“Well the trash was so gross so I shit the leaf and left” - D
“Damn! Was it on Cornwall?” - A
“You know it” - D
“Their garbage is gross!!! I won’t even touch it!” - A
by Uncle Uriah May 8, 2021
Get the Shit the leafmug. A little thing that gets stuck in your gutters and on your roof and in your driveway. then when you put it into a pile animals use it to live in and when you jump in the pile of squirrel bites your ass.
person 1 why are you in the hospital?
person 2: because a squirrel bit my ass when I jumped in a leaf pile.
person 2: because a squirrel bit my ass when I jumped in a leaf pile.
by Ass bite September 16, 2020
Get the Leafmug. by peppa pig hoe February 25, 2021
Get the Maple Leaf International Schoolmug. To have the potential to be successful, but when the time comes to perform, you fail miserably. See Toronto Maple Leafs.
by FireBreathingCookie October 31, 2022
Get the Leafedmug. person 1: Ayo, have you seen that leaf, he's so veiny.
person 2: Yeah mane i seen him round the hood he goddayum veiny.
person 2: Yeah mane i seen him round the hood he goddayum veiny.
by bundafighter696969696969 March 24, 2022
Get the Leafmug. A highly selective diagnostic tool for identifying mental illness manifesting in passive aggressive behaviour.
In the susceptible user casual experimentation rapidly becomes highly addicting in the face of obviously infuriated neighbours or family members.
Addicted users experience waves of euphoric release and fantastical notions of relevance as they feel themselves impinging upon the peaceful mindset of their victims.
Ironically it is the users who suffer most from the relentless high decibel exposure. Immediately after using feelings of power blend with even greater internal rage in an often explosive and confusing cocktail of emotions, beyond the users surface level comprehension.
In the past lawnmowers were frequently abused in a similar manner, but the addiction was self limiting as the grass did not immediately grow back to where it had just been, thus invalidating the moral pretext for destroying other peoples happiness.
In the susceptible user casual experimentation rapidly becomes highly addicting in the face of obviously infuriated neighbours or family members.
Addicted users experience waves of euphoric release and fantastical notions of relevance as they feel themselves impinging upon the peaceful mindset of their victims.
Ironically it is the users who suffer most from the relentless high decibel exposure. Immediately after using feelings of power blend with even greater internal rage in an often explosive and confusing cocktail of emotions, beyond the users surface level comprehension.
In the past lawnmowers were frequently abused in a similar manner, but the addiction was self limiting as the grass did not immediately grow back to where it had just been, thus invalidating the moral pretext for destroying other peoples happiness.
I am using the leaf blower because I am a hard working person who is therefore morally superior to you, even though I am plainly a psychopath
by Simple Simon met a pieman March 17, 2023
Get the Leaf Blowermug.