Lazy Maisy

a cute name for a female who is so ridiculously lazy its unbelievable.

My god Aisha hasnt done anything today, she is such a lazy maisy

by Smurfypoo November 17, 2009

The Lazy Professor

The sexual act where an educated gentleman engages in intercourse with a woman doggy style, while resting a textbook on her back to prepare for the big exam.

"Hey man, how'd the studying go for the poetry test?"

"Book on her back, cock in her crack, did The Lazy Professor but came on her rack."

by Dumple Foreskins December 15, 2014

Lazy Jimmy

A useless / defective condom.

I fell pregnant because of a lazy jimmy

by ThisLazyGuy January 18, 2023

Lazy Ass

Lazy ass: Someone who’s lazy to complete daily tasks.

alondra lagunes was too lazy to complete her daily tasks that she preferred to sleep than complete her task!
I prefer to Sleep all day, Than to complete a simple task.
I have become a lazy ass & prefer to sleep than to complete my daily tasks

by alex the 2nd September 8, 2019

lazy boy

lazy boy

i'm a lazy boy

by laziboi June 6, 2022

Lazy Leak

The Lazy Leak is only seen in the morning or night in a guys bathroom. when your to tired to stand at a urinal or a toilet bowl, you can take a Lazy Leak by leaning on the wall and catchin a nap while you piss. simple as that.

guy 1- dude where the hell have you been

guy 2- sorry bro i was takin a wild lazy leak and fell asleep on your wal

guy 1- oh word, how was it

guy 2- nastiest wet dream i ever had

by fxguy June 14, 2011

Lazy stroke

When a male is having sexual intercourse and is too late in pulling out before ejaculation.

I was smashin' this chick the other day and I caught a lazy stroke. My pullout game is getting weak.

by DSkeet June 16, 2019