A selectively lazy person is one who has large aspirations in life, but these aspirations are never realized due to minor inconveniences the person is not willing to willing to work passed.
Person 1: "my phone is about to die, but I need to keep working on my aeronautical engineering homework!"
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."
by StayFocused September 1, 2017
Get the Selectively lazy mug.The act of resting your hands in your pants and holding your genitals or butt, usually absentmindedly. It is usually mildly pleasurable, but is not done to get off.
"Woah, why do you have your hand in your pants?"
"I was just bored and starting doing some lazy masturbation."
"I was just bored and starting doing some lazy masturbation."
by JaxMP August 8, 2018
Get the Lazy Masturbation mug.When you’re wanting or thinking about being lazy, you’re technically productively lazy. Since being productive is setting your mind on doing something, then doing it, makes wanting to be lazy productive.
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Get the Productively Lazy mug.by Lewish018 September 19, 2018
Get the Lazy play mug.When your dropping game of people of the female gender.
Usually said by friends in a way to make sure the woman your talking too will never speak to you again
Usually said by friends in a way to make sure the woman your talking too will never speak to you again
Friend: *flirting with girl*
Twat: *walks past* "I see you dropping that lazy game"
Friend: *realisation that this girl is now going to never speak to him again*
Twat: *walks past* "I see you dropping that lazy game"
Friend: *realisation that this girl is now going to never speak to him again*
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Get the lazy bum mug.When a parent just spanks and punishes their kid rather than putting in an actual effort to TEACH them appropriate behavior, and to *explain* why they should or can't do something rather than just telling them to do or not to do it.
"Because I said so" is used on a daily basis.
"Because I said so" is used on a daily basis.
Jane: just put him in time out and get it over with
Lisa: No, that's just lazy parenting and teaches nothing.
Lisa: No, that's just lazy parenting and teaches nothing.
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