The Lazy Professor

The sexual act where an educated gentleman engages in intercourse with a woman doggy style, while resting a textbook on her back to prepare for the big exam.
"Hey man, how'd the studying go for the poetry test?"

"Book on her back, cock in her crack, did The Lazy Professor but came on her rack."
by Dumple Foreskins December 16, 2014
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Productively Lazy

When you’re wanting or thinking about being lazy, you’re technically productively lazy. Since being productive is setting your mind on doing something, then doing it, makes wanting to be lazy productive.
Andrew; You’re lazy.

George; No, I’m productively lazy.
by kid cuisine February 09, 2019
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Lazy Parenting

When a parent just spanks and punishes their kid rather than putting in an actual effort to TEACH them appropriate behavior, and to *explain* why they should or can't do something rather than just telling them to do or not to do it.
"Because I said so" is used on a daily basis.
Jane: just put him in time out and get it over with

Lisa: No, that's just lazy parenting and teaches nothing.
by q_w_e_r_t_y March 15, 2021
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Lazy stroke

When a male is having sexual intercourse and is too late in pulling out before ejaculation.
I was smashin' this chick the other day and I caught a lazy stroke. My pullout game is getting weak.
by DSkeet June 16, 2019
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Lazy funny

Lazy funny ley-zee fuhn-ee adj. 1. describing a person (usually highly attractive) who says things that are only mildly humorous yet expects laughter because people usually laugh regardless; person thinks he or she is more funny than the person actually is.
The cheerleaders always laugh at the stupid jokes of the lazy funny quarter-back.
by guiltyoflaughing January 11, 2012
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Lazy Masturbation

The act of resting your hands in your pants and holding your genitals or butt, usually absentmindedly. It is usually mildly pleasurable, but is not done to get off.
"Woah, why do you have your hand in your pants?"
"I was just bored and starting doing some lazy masturbation."
by JaxMP August 09, 2018
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lazy energy

When you have so much energy but are too lazy to do something about it.
Person 1: Dude, I have so much lazy energy right now...
Person 2: Well why don't you do some push ups or something?
Person 3: Because I'm too lazy....
by grammarnazi22 October 15, 2013
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