laying an otter

taking a huge dump

John: Hey Mandy why have you been so long in the shitter?
Mandy: Fuck off John, I'm laying an otter right now.

by MrMidnightBacon July 30, 2011

laying track to pound town

Putting in work with a lady to increase your chances of getting laid at some point in the future.

Damn Luke is taking his date out to dinner, must be laying track to pound town!

by Mcmccarrot March 6, 2015

Layin' thumbtacks

Taking care of business. Doing what you wanted to accomplish and then some. Doing badass things while being a badass.

Douche #1: Dude, what was your Saturday like?

Douche #2: Man, I went to Keira's house and I was totally layin' thumbtacks!

by OMGdude January 11, 2016

laddness

A pronoun that describes a beautiful woman.

The woman across the room is breathtaking. She sure is a Laddness.

by WayWayZane May 28, 2016

Laying Grout

The act of having a degenerate female lie naked on a cement floor (usually garage or basement) while pressing her breasts together. One or multiple men then proceed to squat-shuffle over her while defecating. The bead of feces is implied to be the "grout" and the breasts symbolize tile or other masonry medium to which the grout is binding.

"Hey Dandelion, you coming over later?" "Nah, Mav. I'm gonna help some friends with something." "Oh, what?" "Laying grout." "Oh. Ok. I love you." "K. Bye." "I said I love you..." "Yea. Thank you. Bye."

by synasthetic October 14, 2016

Laynee Mcmath

This is a woman who is very self confident and hot. She makes a great smile and has a perfect body. Almost always caring to anyone in need of it. She has a perfect booty and big boobs. Overall she is gorgeous.

"Holy crap who's that really hot girl over there"
"Oh that's laynee Mcmath the most gorgeous girl of all time"

by The only one that compliments July 13, 2017

laying a dump at home

Taking a shit on your home toilet

I was laying a dump at home when the bell rang.

by Anonrouge July 11, 2017