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Landon

A guy with a giant cock, the size of a arm
by Lil daddy123 October 24, 2022
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Landon

All girls school in Maryland. They loose to Prep, Bullis, and Gonzaga at everything. Parents must have a salary over 700,000 to attend and a minimum of the porches is required.
Landon Kid: Yo brah heard ur dad whippin a new porches, how many is that now 4?
Landon Kid 2: Im hiiiiipp bra its tuff ya dig
by DMV FACTS September 14, 2018
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landon foy

A kind gentle man. He loves people and he is athletic. He usually gets the girls.he is charming and loves football.He is always a single number.he is loyal and is good at any sport with a ball. He is a good kid and never gets in trouble.
Man he is a Landon foy

Ikr
by THEBEAST2525 December 29, 2016
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landon

landon is a commonly used phrase by the president of the moist community oftenly used to describe landon mckate
hey landon
by karma1989 November 13, 2023
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Landon

landon is one of the most caring and funniest people you could ever meet. landon is very quite but once he opens up to you he’s very loud. just kidding he’s super sweet and will listen to anything you have to say. he may argue with you sometimes and may even do things you would have never thought he would do but at the end of the day he always makes up with you and can laugh everything off. landon is the only people you will feel safe around. when he gives you a hug you never want to let go. he’s like a big giant who is like 10 times stronger then you actually thinks he is. landon is very loveable.
girl 1- that girl katie is always with that guy landon.

girls 2- yea i know landon is so cute!
by puddles/baxter 2116 June 10, 2022
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My friend Landon

Landon has been my friend for quite a while. As we have been friends we realized we have a ton in common. He has grown on me and i think i am in love lol. I want to tell him but he is in a relationship with his childhood crush. * i thought it was me. Guess what his gf hates me. I want to tell him but she'll kill me.
My friend Landon: Sup

Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friend😎
His gf: fine

My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad
by Unknown#29 May 26, 2022
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landon

a sweet, cute, hot boy who probably has curly hair. he will love you forever even if you guys brake up, he is always around his friends but he's secretly a softy but doesn't want to admit it.
"look hes so cute! thats so landon!"
by kyli doering <3 October 7, 2021
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