keen

A fictional organ.
Birthed in the name of Teh lulz
Based on non-fictional organs, the spleen and kidney.

"OW! you punched me in the keen"
Doctor:"due to complications during your surgery we needed to remove 1/4 of your keen, they are in a jar over there"

by postman42 January 10, 2011

Maynard James Keenan

Picture a burnt Kermit the Frog. Now picture that thing yelling nonsense in front of a band that quit trying in 1995. That's it.

An example of the above definition of Maynard James Keenan is pretty much everything from mid-way through the album "Undertow" until the present. Also, he is friends with Tori Amos, so that should be enough, right?

by simpson74 August 6, 2010

Keenan

Often a mixed or black boy Keenan is known to get gyaldem and bang on the opps.He often wears armani or nike and is stingy with money. Most Keenans are kingpin drug dealers or gang members.If you chat shit he will probably pull a 15 inch knife on you.

"Did you hear about that gay yute keenan" Keenan walks in and stabs him while smoking a zoot

by JayFromThe2's June 15, 2018

KeEnA

Some l33t mother fucker.

You are a "KeEnA"

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

keening

the act of being, wanting or trying to be a nerd

P. Eng J: We are required to write reports for only certain work terms, but I'm writing one anways
Dr. M: Why?
P Eng J: Because I'm going to submit it for a subsequent work term. Yes doctor I'm KEENING. Please help me.

by Engineer May 13, 2005

Kerens

A tiny town of about 1,500 people. Located about 15 miles from Corsicana, Tx. The population consists of mostly black people, whom think they run the town. If you move to this town, chances are you will not make it out sober. You will either get sucked into drugs, alcohol, or with an STD. Most people only make it out of this town by joining the military. If you stay here you will become a bum, living with all your family members in one household. You will have children during or directly out of high school and live off the government to support them. Most people who move out of Kerens right out of high school will make something of themselves. But if you stay, you will only have dreams that will not come true. This place is also known as the blackhole.

I moved to Kerens and became a loser.

Kerens turned me into a meth head and stole away my family.

Since I live in Kerens, my kids are required to be government babies.

by smart sam August 11, 2010

Kleenshave

The soul of shaving. An African American manufactured shaving preparation. Using this product is the only way to get a kleen shave.

Now that's a kleenshave. A shaved person of any ethnic group or gender that has achieved a smooth and close shave without razor burn, bumps, or ingrown hair.

by Kleenshave Ben November 12, 2011