Spicy Ken

A .357 Caliber round so powerful that even Chuck Norris fears it.

Cute revolver, can it handle a Spicy Ken?

by Kirk Kiggler August 7, 2024

Kenned

a great event occurs which causes your dick and balls to be blown off

Dude, I was fully kenned by that pizza and beer last night.

I got that promotion at work, I'm completely kenned.

by creatorofKenned May 4, 2022

ken

Someone with an asian fetish and also eats sticks.

person 1: why is that person eating sticks with an anime pillow
person 2: oh thats just ken

by sebber September 12, 2019

Ken Sim (Mayor)

Widely regarded as Vancouver's No. 1 limp dick pussy.

Ken Sim (Mayor)? You mean the guy who became mayor of Vancouver, hired a bunch of cops, discussed heating a swimming pool via crypto farm, uses public city hall office as private gym? Yeah he fucking sucks.

Yeah, he probably shows up at more VPD glory holes than city council meetings.

by pooooooki July 30, 2025

keen ken

Keen Ken
Is the keenest Ken around.
He never misses lectures.
He always takes notes.
He even learnt chinese to understand Dr. Mi Wang

Keen Ken can you sign me in for a lecture (Wilkie 2014).

by Ken t'5th February 13, 2014

KEN

A Wimpy little annoying bitch, he probably played baseball in highschool and still brings it up years later. 40 years old and still plays softball. Most likely bald.

Ken is being Ken again.

by Jacobrune December 12, 2018

horror ken

v. Originating from ken

1. A particularly odorous and semi-liquid ken that leaves the excreter feeling as if he or she has just passed a bowl of porridge.

The Daily Telegraph promised a full expose with pictures of a horror ken left by Princess Michael Of Kent in the loo of Sainsbury's.

by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005