by Elizabeth Jonas March 9, 2008

Obviously, the worst band in history, tiny dicks, who are overrated, and have obviously never listened to their own songs.
Fans of these dicks have never heard any "older" songs, such as stuff by nirvana, Eiffel 65, and even Rick Astly's Never gonna give you up.
Fans (and Jonas themselfs) are to afraid of a little metal, or even turn up the volume on a video game.
Sensible people, will scratch their nails across a chalkboard, when in the prescene of a Jonas song.
Fans of these dicks have never heard any "older" songs, such as stuff by nirvana, Eiffel 65, and even Rick Astly's Never gonna give you up.
Fans (and Jonas themselfs) are to afraid of a little metal, or even turn up the volume on a video game.
Sensible people, will scratch their nails across a chalkboard, when in the prescene of a Jonas song.
Girl: "Oh ma gawd, wanna listen to my new Jonas Brothers CD?"
Guy in the same room for some reason: *pulls out a chalk board and places nails against it*
Guy in the same room for some reason: *pulls out a chalk board and places nails against it*
by Anon 64 September 12, 2009

Famous person from the nidar factory, he is also known to be a wannabe roadman. to quote him exactly "kis, wow tobias si søster va peng shø!" Can only be used by people from the city trondheim
by RALPH LAURENSE March 7, 2022

This to guys are pretty awsome! When this people meets each other they fall in love at once and tougher they can take over the world
It is year 2058 and Hannah and Jonas are together and ready to take over the world.
Seconds later...
Man1: What was that?
Man2: I think Hannah and Jonas are here
Seconds later...
Man1: What was that?
Man2: I think Hannah and Jonas are here
by Kakpootin April 8, 2020

Winking Jona is a perverted boy who just has to wink to get all the pussies and asses he wants. He also enters your soul when he winks at you and destroys your innocent virgin life. Be aware!
Girl 1: Tonight I met a Winking Jona!He winked at me constantly!
Girl 2: OMG! Did you guys have anal sex afterwards? That's what a Winking Jona does to you!
Girl 2: OMG! Did you guys have anal sex afterwards? That's what a Winking Jona does to you!
by samxmonster May 20, 2016

the Jonas brothers had a GLOW UP.
by evevevvevevevevevveveve December 21, 2019
