Jared Haar

Literal perfection. Absolute unit. The purest person on the face of the earth.

“Hey what’s your religion?”
“Jared Haar”.
“Understandable”

by CantaloupeIsWatermelonForWhite September 14, 2019

Jared

a submissive and breedable nerdy man.

someone: man, Jared is so submissive and breedable.
friend: yeah, he’s a total nerd too.

by B0WT13S November 3, 2021

Jared

Is and always will be loved by Elise❤ has a best friend with a very ✨unique✨ name (Braughn). Has a really pretty cousin named sarah and he is jealous of a ghost in his girlfriend's house

I love Jared -Elise
I miss Jared - also Elise
Nvm I don't miss him anymore because I saw him pass by earlier- Elise once again

by ur._.mom.com March 8, 2023

Jared Dudley

Imagine a potato with disease from the Irish famine that plays basketball

"Me crops all sickly, all we have are Jared Dudley's" - Some Irish Farmer from 1800 on his deathbed.

by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018

jared

typically known as a boy with a massive penis

jared has a massive penis

by everyguyever123123321 May 29, 2023

Where and When Jared?

The question Musa asks to Jared after a Ligma balls joke.

Jared: Knock knock, Musa! Musa: who’s there Jared? Jared: Ligma. Musa: wh-who’s Ligma? Jared: Ligma balls! Musa: Where and when Jared? ( gay music plays)

by musa is gay December 1, 2023

Jared

So easy to love yet so hard to beat in a fight. Big kid, big personality, big talent, big ego. Confidence radiates stronger than the sun. Don’t know why every girl couldn’t go after Jared. Usually has a really hot girlfriend who’s out of his league, but he only uses that to make himself more confident. Who wouldn’t love him?

Oh my god I love Jared.

by Anonymous21166 January 11, 2022