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Ivan

Ivan has the dick of a god. U will never want another man in your life after him. Cause he‘s THE man. Just don‘t let ur ivan get a buzzcut. They look like shit with it. Love u
Omg, why is it so big ivan??
by Yomum969 August 15, 2023
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Ivan

This person likes to fuck Ben :)))
Ben and Ivan fucked again
by M_I_L_F August 30, 2021
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ivan

A gay boythat playes fortnite he sits plays fortnite and rocket league all day and has sleep overs with Martin his duo is probably kartar
Ivan is a waker
by Ivanko October 30, 2020
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Ivan

A bestie friend that’s is also dumb. Funny at serious times but hey what can I say? He’s a great friend, get yourself an ivan.
Friend : “ I’m upset

Ivan: “aww too bad bitch
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The Tudor Ivan Effect

the Tudor Ivan effect is a nonconformist phenomenon with aphrodisiac intentions applied to a partner of the opposite sex with the intention of initiating or simmering the man towards a sweet game of cards.
Person 1: Idk man she has everything, like personality, good tastes and large balconies. But today she ghosted me and I am mad.
Person 2: Oh no you just gotten the Tudor Ivan Effect lmao.
by Maestrul tau fa October 3, 2023
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Ivan Toney Effect

When a game is not going well for one team but a late substitution drastically improves the performance of that team (based on vibes alone). Based on the Euros 2024 England-Slovakia round-of-16 game - Ivan Toney came on for England at the last minute when England were losing to Slovakia. England went on to score two goals, progressing to the quarter finals.
Thank god he was substituted on, that's the Ivan Toney Effect.
by alfafan159 June 30, 2024
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Ivan

Lanky, probably lives in a wooden cabin in Wiltshire.
Probably poos in a porta potty
Very Very sexy tho, confident and loves hash browns
I love Ivan
by Tafiki Big BOobs November 23, 2021
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