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Halo Infinite

Halo Infinite is an absolute pathetic mess
by Rectum Destroyer April 16, 2022
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infinite_monkey

Semen mixed with traces of blood and feces resulting from massive trauma to the prostate gland.
<Craiggers> DrVoke bofo'd my baphomet so hard that I infinite_monkeyd in idali's mouth. She'll never kultur me again. :(
by kalista September 4, 2003
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Infinite Manliness

infinitly man like, even manlier then a person who is ultimatley man like.
Ben is a prime example of infinite manliness
by Ben, yes Ben March 24, 2009
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infinity-wank

The infinity-wank is when you wank to a video of yourself wanking, then film it.

Then you can watch that video so you would be pleasuring yourself while watching yourself pleasure yourself.

You are free to choose how many layers deep you go. That's one of the rights afforded to you as a human and truly is the joy of the infinity-wank.
I'm really pleased with my new camera, it makes it really easy to do the infinity-wank
by Stjube January 22, 2014
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Infinity

Basically a number that makes 1 quintillion quintillions look invisible that isn't even a number.
Infinity must be huger than huge can ever be huge
by Quantum_Destroyer_1337 June 12, 2015
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Infinite Warfare

I’ll just throw this banana peel in the infinite warfare
by Prsy February 18, 2018
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Infinity Calculator

Imaginary calculator, the use of which, is sarcastically suggested by others to highlight a person's incapacity in completing a technical task. A secondary function of the term's use can be to convey the frustration experienced when working with such a person.
Brendan: How do you get the final answer in this problem?

Paul: Just use the Infinity Calculator in Excel.

Brendan: What? Where's that?

Paul: You mean you don't know how to use the Infinity Calculator? FFS!
by whatahw January 2, 2010
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