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para-shopping

buying irrelevant, unnecessary and unwanted things, buying out of the mainstream, deliberately buying non-advertised goods, buying between advertisements, superficial shopping, collateral shopping, a selection of less desirable and less important items as an act.
She went para-shopping.
by word act January 19, 2018
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Slusher Shopping

The right of passage all Virginia Tech students undertake to Slusher Tower. The quest to find a desperate women and smash, there are 13 floors of misery to choose from, if you dont succeed you backflip off the top.
Man, I really want to smash.

Bro, just go Slusher Shopping.
by sad_boi_hours October 20, 2019
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window shopping

When one goes on Haul and spends 3 hrs looking at cute outfits.
"Gurl, I forgot to study, I was busy window shopping on Haul." ;)
by YogurlYuyu January 5, 2021
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closet shopping

1. To look through your closet and discover articles of clothing you:
a. Forgot you bought/owned.
b. Haven't worn in a while.
c. Have been saving for when you can finally fit into them again.

2. To go through all the clothing you own and put together new outfit combinations that you never thought of before.
1.
a. "Oh wow, I bought that top months ago and never wore it! Closet shopping is awesome!"
b. "I think the last time I wore this dress was when I went on that blind date in February. The date was shit, but damn did I look good."
c. "Holy fuck, these were the jeans I wore almost every day in high school. I don't remember why I kept them all this time. Oh yeah, that's right, I lost my virginity wearing these. Sweet."

2. "Why didn't I ever think of wearing this striped sweater vest with my plaid shirt? Bet I'll get ALL the drunk hipster chicks now."
by An Asian Girl December 7, 2011
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Black-shopped

When you blackout and your subconscious takes over and before you know it you have 3 shopping bags in each hand and someone "stole" all the money in your wallet. Basically shopping and spending a ton of money and not remembering any of it
All of a sudden i was standing outside of Forever 21 and realized i just black-shopped.
by Bianca James February 27, 2011
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Brocery Shopping

The act of going to an event saturated with fuck boys, with the intent of sleeping with one of them.
There’s a party at 5th and Ivy tonight. Do you want to come brocery shopping with me?
by Daniel McLovin May 6, 2020
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The Reject Shop

The Reject shop is a shop you never go into unless you are at your last resort.

Whenever you pass it is lawful to make the joke "That is where you were born"
"Hey Dan look it's your birthplace, The Reject Shop"
by Type of person September 26, 2020
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