Do I know you?

What you say when someone awkwardly approaches you

“Hey are you that kid who pops into biology and then leaves?”

“I’m sorry… Do I know you?”

by I Like To Define Words January 29, 2022

I Know Joe

A random shirt worn by a waitress at a Mexican restaurant. You look it up on Urban Dictionary, but they don’t have it. You proceed to make a definition about how you saw the slogan on a waitresses shirt at a Mexican restaurant and how Urban Dictionary didn’t have it; on Urban Dictionary.

That waitress wore the strangest shirt that said “I Know Joe.”

by xX_YOLO_YEET_Xx April 4, 2018

I know I'm being watched

You're being an unhelpful idiot to counteract me being a hyperhelpful genius Arjun.

Hym "I know I'm being watched you fucking idiot that is literally my entire thing and you are being deliberately unhelpful to piss me off being you want me to murder children so you can escape your own culpability in the lead up to the child murder. Definitely something I would murder a family over."

by Hym Iam November 16, 2025

I know you are but what am i

Oh haha, very funny you're not creative enough to come up with an insult.

John: you're so fat and ugly
Billy: I know you are but what am I?
John:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Wsaop December 6, 2021

English, I know that

A phrase used when someone stutters so badly that it seems like their first language (In this obvious situation, English) is unrecognizable to their self.

"Hey Mil!"
"Hey Robert."
"Did you see the-th-the uh- the- er- uh- woah- English, I know that-"
"It's okay Robert... it's okay."

by Cheese cakepop September 6, 2023

i know you're not laughing

Something annoying bitches say

*Laughs at someone's joke on twitter*

Random chick: "Ummm i know you're not laughing??!!"

by Boilundun54 April 3, 2023

I don't know

adam appreciation day

me: adam whats your favorite days
adam: I don't know

by maya0 April 8, 2021