I wish I was dead

(Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. Look, I know I am just a stranger on the internet you just found but listen here, I just need to tell you this. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..

There is a person whose dream life is yours.
There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.
There is a person who cares.
There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.
There is a person who healed because of you.

I wish to be the same person for you.

Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.)

Anyways..

Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.

EXAMPLE 1:

(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)

Person 1: Oh shoot- (sighs) I wish I was dead.

Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. Haha. You can't say that-

EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)

Person 1: I wish I was dead-

Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?

Person 1: ... Yeah, I need help.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help

Friend: Let's go talk. It's gonna be alright..

by Arandomgirlwhowantsyoutosmile❤ August 7, 2024

I zVortex I

The goat of siege

“OMG I’m sooo wet right now because I have I zVortex I in my bed”

by I zVortex I April 16, 2024

If A Woman Cognitively Move More Than I Do, I Can Not Mate Or Procreate With them

If A Woman Cognitively Move More Than I Do, I Can Not Mate Or Procreate With them

If A Woman Cognitively Move More Than I Do, I Can Not Mate Or Procreate With them

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

<.7.9.7.6>If I catch Myself Not DOing WHat I Want To Do, I WIll Kill You All <.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>If I catch Myself Not DOing WHat I Want To Do, I WIll Kill You All <.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>Es Tu Punteria Es Tu <.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6>If I catch Myself Not DOing WHat I Want To Do, I WIll Kill You All <.7.9.7.6.>

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

If I were you I would run.

A calm way of saying RUNNN

There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.

NEVER RUN!!!

Anddddd we lost.

by AntiOof December 1, 2021

I See I See

A excuse word when you have no words/other way to respond to something your told or explain.

Friend: And that's how my granny got rocked by a autistic gorilla

You: I see I see

by Jt_Zero December 10, 2022

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025