All I Wanted Was The Line ANd Circle On My Left Knee

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

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All I Wanted Was This Little Left Leg Of Mine <Diablu Cojuelu>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

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Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021

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I Do Not Want You In My Life.

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I Do Not Want You In My Life.

by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025

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i want to be 'his' girl

When all you think about is him or something you can link to him. He is your safe space, you just aren't sure if he still likes you or if he even wants you. You start to go crazy just trying to figure it out. Leave it be. If he is the one he will come back for you when you leave.

Jenna: I want to be 'his' girl.
K: sometimes its easier to let go.

by anonymous July 8, 2023

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