Human Hotdog

for ones spouse to place a cool. hotdog between his or hers butt cheeks. and proceed to eat it out. until the dog is gone then proceed to lick the bootyhole of all the juices.

hey baby you wanna human hotdog me tonight.

jeff and john were looking for excitment so they started hotdog

by 1o1chris September 2, 2014

Human Roomba

When a 40+ year old man walks around nude and unknowingly cleans the floor with his saggy balls (ideally while humming).

Take off your shoes before going into Justin’s house. He’s a human roomba and his floors are spotless.

by An Albino Rhino January 13, 2019

sense of human

The sensibilities most humans in a society should display when in contact with other humans. A play on the phrase 'sense of humor'.

I wish Dave would show a sense of human and stop beating up anyone who flirts with his ex.

by A Whale's Fajita April 17, 2011

Shredded Humans

Go to google. Type in this word followed by the word lyrics. Yes, it's by Cannibal Corpse. Now, shit your pants.

I shat my pants just reading the words to Shredded Humans... Fuck man...

by dick4brains November 6, 2011

human diaper

The unsubtle version of Cunt for Red October, the human diaper is when you are being spooned by your partner, lift your top leg in the air, and pull their legs between yours so it looks like they are your diaper. Then you proceed to rip ass.

I ate a bunch of mustard and relish and chocolate chips that night because Veronica totally deserved the human diaper after what she did to my brakes.

by ectofunky July 11, 2011

human carpet

when you are so bored you just lay on the ground.

im a human carpet.

by yo-yo im the cool kid June 3, 2018

Human Pandora

A person who listens to a certain word and starts singing a known song relating to the word. Almost like a radio on demand.

If you are on the phone or sitting face to face with such a person and you ask "Did you see the fireworks display?", the person will take the cue from the word and start singing "Baby, You are fireworks!" by Katy Perry.

Dude, You gotta talk to her, She's a Human Pandora.

by NashtyBoy February 24, 2011