human DVR

When a midget sits on top of your TV and tells you all about a show you missed.

I need to set up my human DVR to record Brooklyn Nine Nine.

by Bvig33 February 14, 2014

Human Dog

A person who has a very sensitive nose

Have you seen John? I heard he is a Human Dog.

by CcDragz December 1, 2022

Human troll

Someone who plays into a persons games subsequently making others, mainly authority figures, mad

My teacher told max keeling stop being a human troll

by Jaylex January 25, 2022

Human Roomba

When a 40+ year old man walks around nude and unknowingly cleans the floor with his saggy balls (ideally while humming).

Take off your shoes before going into Justin’s house. He’s a human roomba and his floors are spotless.

by An Albino Rhino January 13, 2019

lesser human

you david

David you fucking lesser human

by the moungrule April 24, 2018

Human Hotdog

for ones spouse to place a cool. hotdog between his or hers butt cheeks. and proceed to eat it out. until the dog is gone then proceed to lick the bootyhole of all the juices.

hey baby you wanna human hotdog me tonight.

jeff and john were looking for excitment so they started hotdog

by 1o1chris September 2, 2014

Human School

A derogatory term used against someone who fails at basic, low-level, standard etiquette or social mores when interacting with adults.

"Did you see that Lou 'liked' my post on Facebook that my grandmother died? He needs to go to Human School."

"Why did Lou take my ex-girlfriend to my wedding? Jerk only took shop in Human School."

by Mr Yellovich September 5, 2014