for ones spouse to place a cool. hotdog between his or hers butt cheeks. and proceed to eat it out. until the dog is gone then proceed to lick the bootyhole of all the juices.
hey baby you wanna human hotdog me tonight.
jeff and john were looking for excitment so they started hotdog
jeff and john were looking for excitment so they started hotdog
by 1o1chris September 2, 2014
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Take off your shoes before going into Justin’s house. He’s a human roomba and his floors are spotless.
by An Albino Rhino January 13, 2019
Get the Human Roomba mug.The unsubtle version of Cunt for Red October, the human diaper is when you are being spooned by your partner, lift your top leg in the air, and pull their legs between yours so it looks like they are your diaper. Then you proceed to rip ass.
I ate a bunch of mustard and relish and chocolate chips that night because Veronica totally deserved the human diaper after what she did to my brakes.
by ectofunky July 11, 2011
Get the human diaper mug.A derogatory term used against someone who fails at basic, low-level, standard etiquette or social mores when interacting with adults.
"Did you see that Lou 'liked' my post on Facebook that my grandmother died? He needs to go to Human School."
"Why did Lou take my ex-girlfriend to my wedding? Jerk only took shop in Human School."
"Why did Lou take my ex-girlfriend to my wedding? Jerk only took shop in Human School."
by Mr Yellovich September 5, 2014
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Get the Human troll mug.The sensibilities most humans in a society should display when in contact with other humans. A play on the phrase 'sense of humor'.
by A Whale's Fajita April 17, 2011
Get the sense of human mug.Go to google. Type in this word followed by the word lyrics. Yes, it's by Cannibal Corpse. Now, shit your pants.
by dick4brains November 6, 2011
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