Home Pyrotechnics

When you hold the diarrhea in for as long as humanly possible and demolish your best friends bathroom

I had a bean burrito 5 hours 23 minutes and 36 seconds ago now I'm heading to my best friends place for some Home Pyrotechnics

by Thetatochip October 5, 2022

brought it home

When someone safely makes it home in a car, typically after driving fast or running from law enforcement.

"After we shook the cops, the passengers in the back were amazed that we brought it home!"

by dischargedaddy2011 December 24, 2022

Home Twin

A male or female you feel like is your sibling.

Me and my home twin, stayed up all night partying. fam ride or die

by Trill_Queen_<3Areil August 20, 2016

It’s coming home

A phrase used when an English geezer says when England score in a big tournament

Me: Let’s goo England scored
My dad: IT’S COMING HOME
The whole population of England: IT’S COMING HOME

by Archie loves England July 1, 2021

home/good

These examples, as many others which occur, are misunderstandings of words whilst texting on a mobile phone with the dictionary function activated, which lead to nonsensical phrases. These usually take time to decipher completely the meaning, before the reader can understand what is said.
Youths have been pushed to ignore these constant 'cock-ups' of the function, and have therefore started to send messages with these words in place of the actual words. People have begun to comprehend this new text language.

Message1: You comin 2 the club tonite?
Reply: Nah, I'm stayin at good.
Message1: Wtf??
(home/good)

Message2: I bought a sick new car 2day
Reply: Ah sick man thats book.
Message2: Book...?
(book/cool)

by ItallianStallion30 March 22, 2010

Home-Depoting

The act of reinforcing one's bed in anticipation of vigorous sex, especially involving interracial partners.

Dude, I can't play tennis today because I'm Home-Depoting my bed. LaKeisha is coming over tonight so I have to pick up some 2x4s.

by bulletproof_7 September 7, 2018

Home Exhaler

A device made out of an empty paper towel roll stuffed with dryer sheets, used to mask the smell of marijuana during exhalation.

Broseph, I'm worried about my parents smelling the herb.

Don't worry, breathe through my home exhaler.

by Trent 23 September 27, 2008