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purple helmet warrior

a tall and proud thing of massive dignity, wears the helmet of the Nazi's in WWII only purple without the spike(so it can be put to good use without the pain)
James likes to fuck with the purple helmet warrior
by Colored Monkeys August 18, 2003
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douche helmet

A total fucking dip shit, usually with the first name Evan. Synonymous with cock banger.
Evan is a fucking douche helmet....a cock banger...a banger of the pole.
by Hermaphrodite February 26, 2004
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helmet

(verb): To insert one's head into a sex partner's anus, as if wearing them like a helmet. Requires surgical removal of the receiver's sphincter.
Bob was not happy to learn he would have to wear adult diapers for the rest of his life following the procedure that would allow Janice to helmet him.
by C. U. Farley May 22, 2008
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helmet muncher

that guys being a total hemet muncher

wow that burd was professional helmet muncher
by chris jn April 16, 2008
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Helmet Weather

A motorcyclist's term for when the weather conditions are so miserable that it is a good idea to ride with a helmet.
Holy shit, I don't want to have to admit it, but now that it is 30 degrees and snowing I think this it is finally helmet weather.
by motorcyclerider September 30, 2010
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helmet chip

When a female give a male a blow job and and bites the tip , taking a chunk out of it causing a helmet chip
..Susan: " Hey Bob, have you ever had a helmet chip before?"
..Bob: " well no, what is a helmet chip?"
..Susan:" I'd have to demonstrate ...Follow me sir!"
..................*Susan goes down on Bob*....................
..Bob:" That is amazing!"
..Susan: " wait for it"
..Bob: " oh teeth"
......................*Susan bites the tip and takes a small chunk*...............
..Bob: "Ow!"
..Susan: "You sir now have a piece of your helmet missing, now you have a Helmet Chip!"
by chip less helmet February 10, 2014
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helmet washed

Hey did you and Nancy have intercourse?

No, But, I got my helmet washed!
by A++aboy Howdy May 5, 2014
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