Hot Grapes

Haemorrhoids; swellings that contain enlarged and swollen blood vessels in or around the lower rectum and anus
"There's bad weather coming. I can tell because my hot grapes are playing up."
by Professor New Burger January 09, 2014
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Gangster Grapes

1. A large pair of breasts on a typical urban female.
2. Very large tits.
3. Ginormous boobs.
Damn!!! John, did you see the gangster grapes on that bitch?? They were HUGE!!!
by The Best Phone October 27, 2011
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Dirty Grapes

When you shove 10 or so grapes in your butthole and cover it with grape jelly then someone tosses your salad, fruit salad in this case and you push out the grapes during the act. Provides a snack to the giver and exiting enjoyment to the recipient.
They were doing a dirty grapes in my living room and got caught, assholes ran into my bathroom an used my towels to clean up!
by GinanJuc November 01, 2023
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Grape Anal

When a man shoves a whole package of grapes into ones anus. As they sit there and wait for them to poop it out the man eats the grapes as they fall out of the butthole.
I gave my girlfriend some grape anal last night.
by Fireclysm November 21, 2016
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Mud Grapes

Grapes that grow in soil, mainly in central Europe where the soil is fertile enough for grapes to prosper.
I'm going to the supermarket for mud grapes for my juicer.
by Turban_Pictionary May 03, 2017
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frozen grapes

“Aye, yu want some frozen grapes in a lil bit meeco?” - Stewart

Fuck ya lemme get some of those brutha
by Smalltits05 July 01, 2018
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Frozen Grape

The sexual act of freezing ones testicles with a medical cryogenic unit and then shattering them with a reflex hammer
Heard Greg and his missus had a go at a frozen grape the other night, poor bugger’s bollocks are bruised now
by le scrape March 12, 2020
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