Fuck me with a stolen dick

What a crappy day. Nothing works, just crap, fuck and everything else I can think of.

Fuck me with a stolen dick.

by Oldnotdead June 5, 2019

sexy fuck-me red

a new shade of red, preferred as a dress color by sexy drop-dead gorgeous female news anchorwomen who not only do their job, but are also surreptitiously flirt with their notorious interviwees.

drop-dead gorgeous anchorwomen may also use sexy fuck-me red as a preferred dress color to manipulate their interviewees

by Sexydimma May 16, 2015

fuck me til i fart

A term used during sexual intercourse by one or more of the participants to describe how they want to keep banging for a long time (as they dont think a fart is coming in the near future). However in the unlikely event that said participant does fart I would imagine they sexual intercourse stops........

(During sexual intercourse): Yes, Yes, Fuck me til I fart John, oh yes.......

by NathanStud April 20, 2007

fuck me please im horny

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by gayfuck696969 May 24, 2021

FM red (fuck me red)

FM red is short for fuck me red.
Used in nail and beauty salons the world over. The color is a true blue red also called million dollar red.

FM red (fuck me red)
I would like FM red nails, Im going out tonight.

by BadAzzBettieNails January 28, 2009

fuck me with your giant cock

why the fuck would you look that up? psycopath

seriously dude, why are you looking up fuck me with your giant cock on urban dictionary

by largebbc April 17, 2020

Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus

(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.

Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!

by TheHungryTubist June 15, 2015