Near Jail Experience

When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.

J.O. Holy shit did you see that dude grab my vape pen?
S.C. Near jail experience, man.

by stuartc1 December 5, 2021

experience the dance

Mēsōian staying to explain the difference between a song and real life.

There are no prisoners when you experience the dance.

by sinrlifemattrs October 17, 2025

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

The Horniest Experience Ever

When Kate Upton grabs your dick and strokes it off so hard that you end up in the emergency room.

Man, that bathroom, was The Horniest Experience Ever! That blonde!

by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 16, 2019

Experiment

A scientific procedure undertaken to make a discovery test a hypothesis or demonstrate a known fact

I have tested this by experiment

by [e-mail] August 13, 2024

Crazy day + Frantic Experience + New Video = Immortality

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Crazy day + Frantic Experience + New Video = Immortality

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

pizza factory experience

An extremely uncomfortable experience

“Yea dude, I was the only white guy in a room full of natives, one of them had a tattoo of a white man getting scalped. Just a pizza factory experience.”

by Raxannnnnnne February 22, 2024