smoll_dorito

My TikTok account

My TikTok account name is smoll_dorito

by smoll_dorito April 24, 2022

smoll_dorito

A TikToker that is better than any other even Charlie damelio

Smoll_dorito is better than you

by smoll_dorito May 1, 2022

Pelican Doritos

1. The act of mixing hot fudge with feces and selling it to homeless people.

2. A woman taking a dump in a urinal.

1. "Carl did some pelican doritos to that kind man over there."

2. "Jacqui was caught doing pelican Doritos again!"

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 6, 2022

Vito the Dorito

Basically he umm the um the when the vto when the vitoan the viot

bro can you veliebe that the vito has nt seen dogfather

Man i cannot beliee that Vito the Dorito ahs not seen the godtfhater

by bookem January 7, 2022

Halldór snær/ dóri DNA

dóri DNA has a weird blood disease which makes it easy to compare him to the known Icelandic celebrity dóri DNA. When he walks in with his striped head he glows with his head and pure Christianity which is weird because his political views are almost fascist. But sometimes you can't see him because girls and boys surround him and hale him.

girls: own me
Halldór snær/ dóri DNA: hush hush little girl just join the others in my basement

by dusd August 24, 2022

doritojob

An all-inclusive ticket to cheesy heaven for both partners.
See "popjob" for more information

Becky, "Hey Joe! Let me show you my doritojob skills!"
Joe, "uhhh, what's a dor...oh....oh yes....yes...."
Becky, "You should get some more Doritos, I'm not satisfied completely."

by happypandabear June 23, 2010

Dorian

Dorian has a massive cock and when you see him you will definitely shit your pants all over, the stench coming from your massive shit will scare Dorian off easily. He's very sexy and hunky and he loves going to the Vanilla Unicorn in GTA 5 because he can't get enough of women. He gets so many bitches and hoes he doesn't know what to do with them, he constantly has intercourse with several women at a time. His massive cock drapes down into his pant leg and touches his foot and he always has to hide it to the other girls in 4th grade. He is obsessed with bitty anime girls.

Vanessa ( Dorians Crush ) : Wow Dorian's massive penis is right there! *faints and hits a rock but dorian saves her and saves her life* Wow omg thank you for saving my life!
Dorian : No problem babe, marry me.
Vanessa ( Dorians Crush ) : Ok! * proceeds to have intercourse *
**10 years later**
Vanessa ( Dorians now girlfriend ) : I love you
Dorian : I love you too babe

the end

by DaRealDorian42 May 16, 2020