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dong cong

A penis over ten inches in length, and with an excessive amount of hair and veins along the shaft of the penis.
Becky: My boyfriend has a dong cong.
Sarah: I know he shed all over my vag.
by The Big Green D November 24, 2013
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dong gargling

The act of putting every part of the male genetalia into ones mouth, during Oral sex. This includes both testicles, as well as the penis.
Guy 1: Yoo I was with this girl last night and she was dong gargling me!
Guy 2: Yooo no way man.

Guy 1: Yeah she had it all in there- The penis and the balls
by Alfonzo May 31, 2016
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Danka Dong

A monstrosity of a penis. Even bigger than the giant horse cock.
Yo I heard John has a Danka Dong! I wanna se if I could take it.
by Fred McJiggingsworth July 6, 2020
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Ding dong

Verb- to grasp a person’s pony tail esp. a girl’s and pull down sharply while shouting “ding dong”
“Hey Bobby, I’m gonna ding dong Sarah” Steven said

“Let me watch.” Bobby said

Steven snuck up behind Sarah. He grabbed her ponytail and yanked on it.

“DING DONG” Steven barked

Sarah yelped in pain
by Rakis January 17, 2019
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dong flong

The act of a man thrusting his hips in a fore to aft motion, resulting in his penis slapping the front of his garments; a thin, non-restricting garment is preferred, such as boxers or basketball shorts. A bigger package along with the perfection of the hip thrust movement results in a more effective and visually impressive dong flong.
Cody's parents visited him last weekend and came over for dinner. Whilst they were enjoying a nice, candlelit meal, I came running into the living room and asserted my alpha-male status of the apartment by doing a thirty second dong flong in silk boxers.
by NFG Dong Flong January 28, 2014
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dong locker

A spin-off of the term "boner garage" used in the movie "We're The Millers" meaning a vagina. Most of the time used while talking about a total slut
Guy 1: Yo I just fucked that girl Tammy!
Guy 2: Bro, she's nicknamed dong locker down at the strip club.
Guy 1: ..
by A$AP HOSS April 12, 2015
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Mustard Dong

An unimaginably humungous penis that smells excruciatingly disgusting.
Damn, that guy has a mustard dong!
by sumaloma September 24, 2021
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