doophus

a smartass way to say "doofus"

it still means the same, just spelt differently

"that kid looks like a doophus"

by doophus September 19, 2008

doop

the act of relieving oneself of digested food.

I dooped all that broccoli I ate yesterday and I feel so much better.

by Funk January 19, 2003

Doop

(n)- Describes someone or something that is fairly weenie-ish or stupid or annoying.

That weenie totally just cut me off.
Man, what a DOOP.

Tommy is such a DOOP. He made fun of my mom!

by ShizzleMcHizzle March 15, 2010

drooping

Drooping involves two of the greatest activities known to mankind: being drunk and pooping. An ideal droop involves being belligerently drunk and taking a massive shit. Drooping most often consists of drinking a beer over the course of a nice shit. Drooping is perfected when one is able to droop with a fellow bro(s). This often leads to a discussion of which slam piece you will take to poundtown later in the night, and all while being drunk and taking a shit.

Bro #1: Wanna go shotgun a natty and take a shit?
Bro #2: Are you drooping?!?!? Fuck yeah, dude!
slightly later in the bathroom...
Bro #1: How hot was the girl I hooked up with last night?
Bro #2: Ugly as fuck... You were blackout

by Jdoggay October 1, 2012

Doop

A creep/creeper
or a sound to make for any occasion

Dooping/Doopin- The act of creeping

"What are you doing?"
"Oh you know. Just doopin around on facebook."

"Look at that guy doopin on me!"

"Doop!"

by Bwananana July 3, 2012

stoop & droop

An outdoor poop when you got the shits. Squatting down with you pants "hopefully" clear of the target draining your ass of mulchy-brown grim-juice...

(a) blood, I aint so sure I can make it back home... I got the gurgle.

(b) dude, you gota go?

(c) man, Im takin a stoop & droop here and now fo sho. Watch out for me - this shits projectile!

by Da B@T February 8, 2009

doops

somebody who is a complete and utter idiot, and is somewhat retarded in many ways

plural: doopie

oi john, why be a fucking doops all your life and pass me the ketchup

golly gosh, why do u always have to be such a doops martha

mary ann kimberland called ross springfield a doopie for stealing her egg roll

by John_28 December 31, 2008