Skip to main content

Social Dinosaur 

When someone older, of a past generation is asking on-going, annoying, and un-needed questions about modern day electronics and media.

They also don't understand the simplest things about technology no matter how many times it is liberally explained to them.
Objects are often accused of being complicated, when they are truly not.
Often from parent or grandparents.
Mom: "Hunny, how do I turn off my ipod."

Son: "You click the bottom on the top of it."

Mom: "Where's the top?"

Son: "Ga'damn mom, You're such a Social Dinosaur!!"
Social Dinosaur by Mlka332 January 3, 2011
Social Dinosaur mug front
Get the Social Dinosaur mug.
See more merch

dinosaur 

A big lizard-like thing that lived LONG LONG AGO! Back with the cavemen...i think. umz they were super rad. and ate eachother, or we're vegetarians! And said alot of "GRRRZ" and "RAWRS" and "jhefuwegfjegfwuefiwbi". And some had wings and they had....scales and they were so cute. But then they decided to move to like another galaxy and now they are no longer..... Veggie dogs anyone?
Dinosaur numero uno: Earth sucks.
Dinosaur numero dos: yeah lets say a meteor hit us.
Dinosaur numero tres: THATS BRILLIANT. okay little reptiles grab your stuff we are out of here
Human: WTF?!?!?! you dinosaurs talk!
All the dinosaurs:...ehhh....umm.. RAWR !!! CHOMP CHOMP!
dinosaur by MariaMISFIT January 11, 2008

dinosaur 

An extinct reptile that roamed the earth, but those weird kids who think theyre cool like to pretend that theyre dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are cool, so they pretend to be a dinosaur because the think it'll make them cool.
dinosaur by emmix July 8, 2006

dinosaur 

used to describe the position of the body of someone who is standing straight up while puking. Their neck is strained foward, and their hands end up in some sort of T-Rex claw position
TOM:Steve you puked while we were at the bar last night you idiot.
STEVE: Oh yea?
TOM: Yea, but you you were also doin the best dinosaur i have ever seen.
dinosaur by Rozz Greaze July 6, 2007

dirty dinosaur

When you grow really long fingernails and proceed to finger a girl and make her bleed inside her vagina. Then, insert your penis inside of the bloody vagina while the female defacates on your penis.
Dude, he just gave her a dirty dinosaur!

That's so hot!!!
dirty dinosaur by Jake Smooth June 27, 2014

Eat the dinosaur 

The act of a female, while wearing her panties, rubbing her vagina on her partner's face because of the stimulation from either the female's panties of her vagina, or both.
As James was about to come, his girlfriend took her jeans off, rubbed the crotch of her panties on his face, and she said to him "Eat the dinosaur"

Barney the Dinosaur

A cheerful, enthusiastic and innocent character created to educate and entertain young children. Notable for being widely hated by manchildren who have nothing better to do than corrupt children's media to hide their own immaturity.
Lots of children got to meet Barney the Dinosaur yesterday.