drunk love

An emotion only felt after copious amounts of alcohol, which causes you to suddenly blurt out "Oh God I really love you, so much, I mean it!" to people you only met a few days ago. Includes people you've known for years and always hated, as well as exes of course, which is possibly the most lethal.
Can also come in the form of voice-mail messages, posts on Facebook, and texts.

You're my best friend in the world! There's nobody else like us, it's you and me, I love you!

I don't know why - y'know, I don't know why we broke up. We were so good together sometimes, I want you so bad, and also, y'know, cos I really love you. I do. I love you more than I ever thought I could, I'm yours.

ii love u i mean it. I love them too but i love you more and ur so hott lets hook upp come to thhe party xxx

The next morning:

"God, I'm so sorry I texted you, it was just drunk love, seriously. We're okay, right?"

by That girl you met who grabbed your crotch April 2, 2008

drunk typing

When you're drunk and trying to type on your computer.

I was drunk typing to my boyfriend last night.

by llitfin October 11, 2007

mean drunk

a highly agressive man's excuse to be an asshole

i'll drink so that i can be a mean drunk asshole

by dez_nutz February 4, 2009

hayley drunk

The worst drunk you can get. You are absolutely plastered if you are hayley drunk

I don't know but you were hayley drunk

by boopidypapbidy February 25, 2011

punch-drunk love

(can be silly, humorous, sarcastic or offensive, depending on the context and/or the situation):

an actual intimate encounter (or thinking about having an intimate encounter with a given person) after just one date

the question is whether or not a situation of punch-drunk love can lead to a nsa/fwb or an fbltr

by Sexydimma November 1, 2013

convention-drunk

1. when one has been in a constant state of drunkeness over the course of several days (almost mistaken for symptoms of alcoholism);

2. drinking as if it were your job (but occurring on vacation).

3. see crunk, trashed, plastered, FUBAR, shitfaced, swampy

1. I was convention-drunk this past weekend.
2. I can't wait to get convention-drunk in Puerto Rico!

by Si Sless January 18, 2010

drunk off my ass

The act of when one consumes soo much alcohol that they can no longer perform simple skills, such as walking, drinking, eating, and speaking. Will usally happen to heros at partys who drink far to much to impress someone.

Bob: "Yo guy you were totaly drunk off your ass last night"
Jim: "i was not drunk off my ass"
Bob: "You shit yourself!"

by Bouch66 February 21, 2006