Dennis

Dennis is special, Dennis is shy and Dennis is beautiful. You will fall for him and you will keep him forever in your heart. With some luck you'll go get him and you will marry him. He is the best man a woman could ever find and he will be the best husband and daddy of your childs. Go and make him happy. He deserves you, you deserve him.

Dennis is important, his soul is made of gold and glitter and other fancy stuff. But sometimes there are some very very dark shadows over him who try to get him, don't let them win. Catch these shadows and fucking burn 'em. Make him the luckiest man alive and go to paradise.
By the way, he has a nice big booty... Keep him.

C:"Ya know what's the best in my life?"
Someone: "Chocolate?"
C: "Nope, a Dennis to share my life with"

by VanillaCoke17 January 4, 2017

Cole Dennis

Cole Dennis is a sorry ass who resembles a hermit crab. He loves Megan the Stallion but also has a passion for pottery.

Omg did you see how big Cole’s dick is??

Cole Dennis never leaves his house

Cole Dennis has a hairy ass

by Not Jon Lucas October 23, 2019

Layla Ann Grace Dennis

complete and utter crackhead. useless with really bad breath.

Layla Ann Grace Dennis is UH OH STINKY

by dingalingadingdong123 October 26, 2019

Denni

Sweet,kind,caring, if u don't have one get one! Because they are very rare! They will be there for you through thick and thin no matter what even if u piss them off. They are the sexiest person you will ever meet and have guys coming at them from all directions. So be careful and mark your territory and she will love you forever!

Bobby:Wow that girl be lookin' extra thiCc

Carl:woww She must be a Denni!!

by Sexyyy girl123 October 30, 2019

Dennis O'neil

THe coolest teacher in the universe. So awesome that 1/3 of his class dressed as him on a friday. Sometimes he will give us goldfish. He is the greatest Social studies teacher. He always has his pocket constitution and volleyball rulebook.

He is so cool, he must be a Dennis O'neil.

by Coolguy_27 November 1, 2019

Dennis J Thompson

A known buff, a rube of sorts. A Country bumpkin like fellow.

Boy, that Kenny O’Connor really pulled a Dennis J Thompson on a bunch of boobs looking at Facebook.

by Scott Pak December 9, 2020

A Denny's

Throwing up in a parking lot at 10pm as you ate too much

"OH GOD LINDA, WHY DID YOU A DENNY'S HERE."
"I WAS HUNGRY!!! I THOUGHT I COULD FINISH IT! REBECCA!"

by Howdy_it's_Ellie December 10, 2020