Crow

A racial term used by white slave owners to describe a loyal slave. In certain context it is even more offensive than "nigger".

If that old crow runs off again im gonna sell em.

by Mr. Genius brain surgeon August 31, 2021

The Angrier the Crow...

Truncation of the folksy saying: The Angrier the Crow, the Sharper the Beak.

Used when an action has a consequence that is obvious.

"Napoleon has fallen, he tried to invade Russia in the winter"
"Well the angrier the crow..."

by crandon_the_original October 7, 2024

Crow

“Crow” is a protector who watches and protects even though there presence is unrealized

“Yeah, you’re like my crow man.”

by Caddaddy August 17, 2025

Crow

The one who stops all. Removes positivity, and the ability to be kind. An evil side, perhaps... A dark evil entity
Alias: The Lord Of The Third World

1: "You okay now?"
2: "**NO CROW STOPS EVERYTHING**"

by TLOTTW November 13, 2021

Ion Crow

A large, flightless bird in the family Oneacrae, whose characteristics include dark plumage, limited vision, and frequent loud, boisterous mating calls. Typically nocturnal, populations tend towards urban environments. Some species exhibit forced copulation.

I spotted an Ion Crow pecking around the old industrial district last night.

by LaurenBarnhart January 1, 2025

Quid pro crow

A form of benevolent sexism in which a boss offers sex to an employee in exchange for work-related benefits, such as a pay raise or promotion, but instead places 50 or more crows in the employee’s office the next day.

Person 1: “Did you hear that ‘Beckie’ in HR found 50 crows in her office on Monday morning?”
Person 2: “Oh no that’s terrible!”
Person 1: “Absolutely! I think ‘Mark’ offered her sex in exchange for a raise.”
Person 2: “Oh my! He tricked her with quid pro crow!”

by @walrusozempic November 7, 2023

Withery Crow

A state in which you are Farting and Vomiting at the same time.

"Holy crap dude ... on the way here I totally elapsed into the state of the Withery Crow!"

by maclomshiiter June 7, 2022