creepy cooter

a idiot

creepy cooter is a idiot

by creepy cooter April 28, 2017

cooter shooter

the act of shooting someones cooter.

Carly gave Erin many cooter shooters.

by J-Dawg :) November 19, 2007

Cooter Factor

The sex to money ratio of a relationship with a woman.

Every dollar you spend on a woman = -1 cooter point
Sex = +70 pts
Oral = +35 pts
Anal = +100 pts

You take a girl out to dinner and spend $100 your cooter factor is -100 pts. Now if you have sex with her that's +70 pts bringing your cooter factor -30. Not bad, but if you get some mouth play as well that's an additional +35 pts bringing your cooter factor to +5. Conventual wisdom tells us if your cooter factor falls below -200 you're better off getting a hooker.

by I The Imperial February 22, 2010

Cooter Covers

A cover of fabric placed over the vagina to prevent vaginal burnig while tanning in an indoor tanning salon.

"If i get my cooter burnt, Ill have to go to the doctor! I need cooter covers!"

by Crapping Cooter Cover January 15, 2010

cooter ivy

poison ivy found on or around the vagina

After wiping with the unfamiliar leaf, I have cooter ivy!!

by quinta November 19, 2010

cooter canal

insertion point for a pork sword.

I had to strap a 2x4 to my ass to keep from falling into her cooter canal.

That hooker had the biggest cooter canal ever.

by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008

cooter head

Another word for a dumb bitch

"That stupid cooter head, why is she still with that guy?"

by Shugo05 February 5, 2008