Cojones

Pronounced (cuh-jōn-z)

What men have for being MEN

"See him tackling that zebra naked? COJONES BITCH!"

by ZMasterSword October 12, 2008

coconut juice

The juice that Bob Jr. uses to lubricate the balls of one of his many "victims of the lick". The sheer ginormousness of the balls determines the amount of juicidy juicy coconut juice Bob Jr. (aka Van Bobsing) will apply.

"Hey man, I'm gonna..." sha-junk "...lickidy lick lick those scrumdiddlyumptious balls of yours, but first I'm gonna get my coconut juice"

-Bob Jr.

by Uncle Norkadelic May 27, 2004

coconut girl

coconut girl, or coconut person, is a type of girl/person, who is pretty in a generic way. people with soft face lines, like Emilia Clarke, or Lucky Blue Smith, or Keke Palmer, the type of person who is beautiful to everyone, but when you put them among other beautiful people, you don't notice them. it could be a compliment, or an insult.

A: Don't you think Emilia Clarke is the most beautiful person in the world?
B: Nah, she's such a coconut girl.
A: Yeah, but that's a good thing, isn't it?
B: Not in her case.

by MariselRiviera June 20, 2016

cojones en el fuego

When the need for a cold beer bottle resting in your crotch has to be satisfied.

Scott sought relief with bottle of "The Poet" for his cojones en el fuego...

by Sons of The Old Northwest November 22, 2011

Coconut creampie

When you nut in a hot islander chick

"Bro, I made so many Coconut Creampies when I was on vacation."

by LilXtra March 5, 2020

Coconut Cream Surprise

Usually played as a trick on unsuspecting victims: The Coconut Cream is when you drop and pants and bend over while tucking the balls and weiner imbetween the legs. Whats left is kknow as the coconut cream surprise, this isnt your grandmas little debie cakes, this is the real deal.

"I was taking a shower when Josh asked me to check out his new shoes, but when I looked around the curtain, he had a Coconut Cream Surprise waiting for me!"

by Stamps Bitch October 20, 2006

coconuts song

The coconuts song is the bushmurry's national athem of their country perky coconuts island it has the exact same tune as the milkshake song. the coconuts song is not for the faint hearted.

"Oh my coconuts bring all the boys to the beach and their like bigger than yours damn right their bigger than yours damn right their bigger than yours" " oh kelsis coconuts r biggest of them all and their like really really big damn right their really really big u could touch em but we'd have 2 charge" There are alot more verses to the song but you have to be a bushmurry to know the whole song.

by Courtney is cool May 29, 2004