Coconut Malled

is when someone actually just get trolled by a man who earrapes you with coconut while in a mall

" YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLEDDDD. SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO LITERALLY COCONUT MALLED THEM.

by Marcopion November 20, 2022

Coconutted

To have coconuts inside.

I looked up at the shelf to find a coconutted box.

by gd_ojha August 16, 2025

Coconut balls

When a person (man or woman) is so courageous, they can only be described as having balls the size of coconuts.

"Holy shit, he punched that mugger right in the face!"

"Yeah, he's got some coconut balls."

by invisible_23 September 26, 2017

Coconut

A hairy milk carton that grows on a tree

Person 1: NIPPLES!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A coconut has milk but it doesn't have nipples which means it's not a mammal, it's a hairy milk carton that grows from a tree
Person 2: Wow

by ChillsCD July 4, 2021

Coconut Skull

Racial slur for an islander

The coconut skull king hit a 50kg 18y.o after drinking a carton of beer

by GregoryPavlov May 20, 2023

Coconut Cheese

Used to describe someone who depresses others at social events. Whether they're quietly having a quiet conversation in the corner while everyone else is having a good time, or they're always reminding others of their obligations. Primarly used to say someone is uncool or a buzzkill.

You're such a coconut cheese; you never stop talking about work and you don't know how to party.

by samuelceazer October 4, 2024

Coconut head

Incredibly stupid person, slang used in Nigeria

Esther is such a coconut head, she never listens

by drake'sdaddy April 3, 2024