cooking late

when someone is horny;he/she wanna sex

kris, you're so cooking late
you're horny,don't be cooking late

by summe November 22, 2010

Choking the lobster

A sex term in which one "chokes the chicken", but in order to fertilize a female lobster.

Phil: I found out the fast way that "Larry" was really a "Louise", the egg sack scared me at first...I was like wtf is that!

Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.

Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.

by crackerdoctor June 19, 2011

Choobing

To drive around the town or countryside just for fun, often whilst playing very loud music.

A local term used in the Insch area of Scotland.

I love choobing around Insch

Fancy a Choob tonight?

Thats a good song for Choobing.

by Gisi_118 November 1, 2011

cooking a wellington

The act of wrapping a welshmans john thomas in tin foil and gently warming over a scented candle flame

I can't come out tonight, I'm cooking a wellington

by yyoogghhuurrtt December 19, 2013

Choking Pirate

When a guy ejaculates in his own eye or a girls eye and continues to choke him or her out while holding his eye and throat.

Natalie Bair, choking pirate.
"Man, you got that in my eye, let me choke you"

"Gave that bitch a choking pirate"

by Santa9511 April 23, 2014

Choking On His/Her Corn

Excessive vomiting after a night of extreme drinking, prior to which you ate a big meal.

After last nights party Becka spent an hour choking on his/her corn.

by Hera Rose September 7, 2014

cooking the log

When you have to shit so extremely bad but you hold it in. And say "well I'm cooking the log"

Jarren was cooking the log in Spanish class today. He ended up with a fresh shat

by Nipsfordays October 19, 2015