Being Defined as: A Women That Single Handedly Makes Every Male Gay, She Violently Revises Everyday For An Hour As Suggested By Her Abusive Dad In Hopes He'll Come To Her 15th BIRTHDAY!!!! She Indeed Does Not Clean Or Cook Which Rules Her Out As Useful, But She May Be Able to Spin; She Feels Incredibly Turnt On By Swedish Boys That Are Usually Between The Ages Of 60 And 90 (preferably 90). She Was Rejected By Her Crush Artem And Has Ever Since Become Extremely Violent And Toxic Towards Toddlers And The Male Cummunity In Hopes Of Reconnecting With Her Mother That Attempted To Walk Away With Veronika In Her V*gina.

Being Defined As

"Is that Veronika Chizhevskaya?"
"Why isn't she with Sarah"

"Because she's to FLAT"
"OMG, wait that's not Veronika that's a Skateboard!"
*Turns On Sad by XXXTension*

by TheWominator March 26, 2022

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When you are at a car boot sale and there’s no price on anything add you’ve picked up the courage to ask whilst no one else is around and you’ve not quite got the confidence to make an offer outright

“Scuse me mate, Ham Chizzit?”

by Living Woman May 21, 2022

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