vrowl of cereal

A bowl of cereal that is so unbelievably good that you want to immediately go make another bowl of cereal

GUY 1: Wow that bowl of cereal was so scrumdiddlyumptious, i want to make another bowl of cereal RIGHT NOW

GUY 2: Bro... That was a vrowl of cereal you just ate bro... Make me one too?

by Mine craftmaster11 September 22, 2022

Cereal face

The look on someone’s face when they are pretending to like something. Everyone in cereal commercials pretends to enjoy it even though no one really likes cereal that much.

Would you look at her, she has stupid, cereal face.

by Zack the Angry January 18, 2021

Cereal boy

A male that prefers cereal over a cooked meal for some reason

Brandon’s a little cereal boy

by Anticerealman123 April 21, 2021

Cereal boy

A loser that only eats cereal and would happy eat a bowl of cereal over a cooked meal

Brandon’s a little cereal boy

by Anticerealman123 April 21, 2021

Bowl of Cereal

To jack off or flick the bean

Aaron: I have 1 bowl of cereal everyday
Gavin: Rookie numbers, I have 4 a day

by kittiesfunnies March 26, 2021

Pablo cereal surprise

The sexual act of when a man goes ahead and nuts into an unprotected woman. This woman proceeds to become pregnant and have the baby. There are two steps that can be done in place of each other. The first is to shove cereal down the baby’s throat and toss the newborn in the box down the toilet. The second is to run away with all the cereal and steal any cereal that the woman buys

Yo I pulled a Pablo cereal surprise on that hoe so hard! I get all the cereal!

by pissthan January 14, 2018

Cereal burgular

A person that breaks in a house to burgularize it, and eats a bowel of cereal before they leave.

The cereal burgular stole my cushions out of my lawn chairs.

by fuquaystone March 11, 2018