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Fire the cannon

to fart on the toilet
to fart loudly in a place that will create an echo
Honey what are you doing in there? "I had to fire the cannon"
by Embrey April 4, 2010
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Cannon Wire

The wire that is attached to a cannon and is pulled to fire it.
Seeing as how they were running out, the young boy was sent deep into the cellar to fetch some cannon wire to help defend agaisnt the invading army.
by Cory Beddome July 25, 2006
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Bobby Cannon

The saltiest, most unindependent degenerate to exist on this mortal coil
Person 1:Wow I just fought a king k main
P2: He was probably a bobby cannon
P1: Yh fam u right
by Fuck bobby cannon, honestly December 22, 2018
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ass cannon

So one person takes a really huge hit off the bong and holds the hit in. He then goes over to the other person, who is lying on the floor with their ass in the air, and blows the smoke into his ass. The second person then farts the smoke back into the first person's face who then proceeds to huff it hard. This requires an air-tight seal from lip-to-lip (lips to asshole). This technique is popular in prisons utilizing crystal meth, and both people involved get blazed as fuck.
Dude, do you want an ass cannon?

Yeah man, ass cannon me quick!
by TheOneCleanHippie October 31, 2011
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Noob cannon

Noob cannon Using a auto shoty in any game. Usualy an FPS game. Noob cannon usualy contains no reecoil and blast BB's everywhere. The noob is very unaware, and is ufraid of putting his noob cannon down.
Non Noob: Put down your noob cannon noob..

Noob: The desert eagle is the noob cannon dummy!

Non Noob: what ever floats your boat noob.
by Non noob420 October 26, 2009
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colin cannon

Colin Cannon ate my babies the other day. And I liked it..
by Hannibal lector January 9, 2005
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[Cannon Penis]

Ian(from Smosh): "You want more Cannon Penis? We'll give you more cannon penis."
by TheTerrorthatflapsinthenight September 13, 2011
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