Brett

Dumbass pot addict who sends nudes as streaks

That kids a total brett

by Lillur May 07, 2019

Brett

Brett is a guy that knows nothing about food yet he will tend to go around calling himself mr pork chop.

You will also notice a wild brett as he is wider than a limo.
Good old pork chop

Hey look over there, it’s brett the pork chop

by Mrporkchopbrett August 02, 2023

brett

best kisser ever best football player of all time

bretts cool

by hsjdheh March 16, 2022

Brett

Smells like liquid ass he is very lame and bad at wrestling. He likes eating the other definition of brett, the poop in between the balls and the arse hole. He likes farting and cupping it with his hand and smelling it and also his partially bald receding hair line is so bad

It appears you didn't wipe too well, you have a Brett going on man.

by J Topel November 23, 2021

Brett

A male that secretes an excessive amount of cheese.

Hey, did you get that cheese from Brett?

by J Topel November 23, 2021

Brett

A douche bag. A man who is douchey

Man: Send me nudes
Woman: No

Man: Why, you're being such a bitch
Woman: Okay Brett

by J Topel November 23, 2021

Brett

A male Karen

We had a total Brett call into Sony customer service today, he yelled at Shelly and demanded to speak with a manager. Something about posting on Reddit and not getting the support he needed.

by supergriff77 November 23, 2021