boyflex

Former male lover, present male friend.

My boyflex and I are going to get some drinks...

by Kaichester August 29, 2009

boyf riends

A ship in Be More Chill between characters Michael Mells and Jeremy Heere.

(also my world)

I love the boyf riends ship on a different level of life.

by theater_rat🐀 March 20, 2019

Boyfailure

An attractive guy who’s somewhat incompetent, can barely do the bare minimum and should really get his shit together.

A: I almost got fired from my minimum wage job, because I broke some of the equipment twice this week.
B: you really are a boyfailure

by Chidubemm0 August 24, 2023

The Bowflex

A sexual maneuver named for its many moving parts as well as for the stamina and strength needed to sustain it. In a missionary position, grab the female partner's left shoulder with your left hand and slide your right arm under her ass. Pull her ass up off the bed so that you're on your elbow. Position yourself, and push your body off the ground on your tip-toes. As you pump downward, pull her body upward with your hand under her ass, and use your left hand to keep her from sliding away.

"I gave Maria the Bowflex for like an hour last night."

by Vizi April 2, 2008

Foster Boyfriend

A guy who dates a girl until they find their "forever home." Please note: Sometimes this isnt by choice.

Sam: Dude. Did you hear Jim and Sarah broke up?

Mike: Yeah. He was just the Foster Boyfriend.

by Qreatin June 17, 2020

Boyfriend Day

A day in which the weather is less than desirable, cold, windy, rainy, overcast, snowy etc. and all you want to do is hang out with your "boyfriend" and your "boyfriend" must comply, because they have to. Sweat pants and sweatshirts are the recommended attire for maximum comfort. Please note, "boyfriend" days can be had with anyone, girlfriends, siblings, pets etc

OMG, it's such a boyfriend day....

by iluvsarcarm18 November 26, 2010

her ex boyfriend

As a boyfriend, the guy whose ass you'd most love to kick. Although he poses no threat and probably never will, the jealous aggression that comes with being a boyfriend drives these feelings.

Acting out in this manner is often stimulated by the mentioning of the ex boyfriend whether positive or negative, as well as photographs of the individual with your girlfriend, and finally leftover comments on myspace.

You should kick her ex boyfriend's ass, you jealous sum bitch.

by A Jealous Bastard January 28, 2009