tacky stuff thats shiny and ususally has wads of glitter or gold or something but its tacky so its usually plastic.
by ChopMaster March 28, 2010
Get the Bling Tackmug. Putting your thumb on a girl's clit and your pinky in the girl's asshole so your hand looks like a phone and then shaking your had vigorously in a "surfs up dude" style
"Dude! I took this girl home last night and for a while we were just making out and then we started hotline blinging"
"I was hotline blinging this chick last night and she squirted all over my Gucci sweater."
"I was hotline blinging this chick last night and she squirted all over my Gucci sweater."
by Jaybird1201 August 6, 2016
Get the hotline blingingmug. Like regular bling but of web sites, web bling is flashy show off graphics and animation valuing bling excessive flash over substance.
Wow the web bling of that site is so cool, too bad they don't have any details that back up their claims, some actual function to the site would be nice too.
by pwvl May 5, 2011
Get the web blingmug. When you first open a new roll of sandwich wrap(Cling wrap, in Australia)and it works perfectly. Completely opposite to a trashy old end of roll wrap.
Just cracked a new Bling Wrap, it was soooo satisfying to perfectly wrap my sandwich with precision.
by The Bin Bird January 15, 2025
Get the Bling Wrapmug. Did you see his new watch? He must be bringing in some bling-come...
I would like to become a popular rap artist and make bling-come.
I would like to become a popular rap artist and make bling-come.
by NSpeedracer December 30, 2010
Get the Bling-comemug. (n) bling bling for the vagina. Often used to spruce the region up, sometimes used to distract from reality.
John and buddy Sam go to bar. John and Mary meet at bar. Mary seduces John. Sam leaves alone. John goes home with Mary. Mary takes clothes off for John. John eats out Mary. Then they have sex. Then John Goes home.
Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....
Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"
John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."
Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."
John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"
Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."
John: speechless
Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"
Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....
Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"
John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."
Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."
John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"
Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."
John: speechless
Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"
by boredat1129-407baby! January 25, 2011
Get the bling vagmug. by HowWasTheUrbanDictionary March 7, 2024
Get the FNF Bling Gruntmug.