biscuit rule

The modern family rule where a divorced, single, or unremarried parent isn't allowed to date anyone that isn't at least 15 minutes older than their first natural born child.
It's called the "Biscuit Rule" because 15 minutes is also the average time it takes to properly bake a biscuit. The rule exists to prevent the single/divorced parent from embarrassing their kids by ever making them say they're older than a prospective step-parent.

My daughter's college roommate asked me to a movie, but, because she's younger than my daughter, I had to comply with the 'biscuit rule'.

by Kraven Moreheade December 28, 2019

chunky biscuit

an over weight teen trying to be cooler than he is

what the hell is that fat retard doing, he's such a chunky biscuit.

by the original chunky biscuit January 26, 2012

steam biscuit

Flatulence of a moist and semi-silent hissing variety, with uncanny room clearing potential.

Late at night as I suffered from insomnia and indigestion, I lifted my ass and relased a steam biscuit that woke my dog midsnore and sent her running to the other side of the room

by Bothar the Mignificent November 8, 2007

Biscuit Nipple

a nipple that is large and looks like a biscuit lying on top of a breast

Allison, our favorite local stripper has biscuit nipples.

by John Knowles October 8, 2004

arse biscuit

Something drunk old irish priests say

Father Ted: "Would you like some more tea, father?"
Father Jack: "ARSE BISCUITS!"

by Chris "Kreejo" JJ September 24, 2006

jizz biscuits

Biscuits covered with jizz.

After drinking the night before, we woke up Brianna and fed her jizz biscuits, man was she drunk.

by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

had the biscuit

No longer functional, died, terminated, rendered useless.

Windows XP had the biscuit on April 8, 2014.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 19, 2021