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diseased badger

The term is used to describe a woman’s vagina if it appears unkempt and in general poor condition.
I ended up sleeping with my best mates great grandmother, after drinking too much moonshine. When I finally got eyes on the prize and she spread her legs, her vagina had the appearance of a diseased badger dude!
by Keeno69 January 20, 2022
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Rainbow Bagel

A Rainbow bagel is a homosexual/queer version of the breakfast item: Bagels
Yo, homesquare would you care for a rainbow bagel since you are openly queer.
by Johnnie Walkers Friend February 25, 2022
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Walter Baber

One of the coolest teachers at MCCTC.

Head of a cool VEX Robotics team 7882.
Teaches Engineering and Robotics at MCCTC.
Chill dude and a funny guy.
Man 1: Yo I can't wait to go to Mr. Baber's Class Today!
Man 2: Yeah bro Walter Baber is a really cool guy!
by Dr. Somthin November 18, 2022
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The Bagel Effect

What happens when someone throws a bagel at a random guy, causing the other person to become that person's arch nemesis. A good example of this is when Miles Morales thew a Bagel at Johnathan Oone, causing Johnathan to develop an intense hatred towards Miles, after that (and a collider incident) Johnathan became The Spot, who claims to be Miles's nemesis.
Guy 1: I'm gonna throw this bagel at someone!
Guy 2: No! You'll cause The Bagel Effect!
Guy 1: *Throws bagel at Guy 3*
(A year later)
Guy 1: *Minding his business*
Guy 3: Remember me? I am your worst enemy.
Guy 1: WHAT THE?! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
by Chuli-P June 19, 2023
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having a bagel

To masturbate. Typically used when discussing masturbation in public settings.
Dad: Honey, have you noticed how often we catch our son having a bagel?

Mom: Why yes, he gets crumbs everywhere!
by Anonymou5555555555 January 25, 2011
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Cheesin' the Bagel

When a boy ejaculates all over the hood of the vagina.
"Dude, I cheesed her bagel so hard last night. Cream cheese was everywhere" - Cheesin' the Bagel
by Queef Burrito July 29, 2012
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Brooklyn water bagel

Whem you take a dump, and your shit makes a circle at the bottom of the bowl.
Dude, I left you a fresh brooklyn water bagel in the bathroom.
by destroyer386 September 12, 2016
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