The Aunt Missy Special

A fart so rancid it can clear everyone in a room, but nobody knows it was you.

Person 1: Eww it smells so damn bad in here
Person 2: I think someone let out the Aunt Missy Special.

by BallTapper69 March 8, 2023

aunt

Parent's sister.

Aunt.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Your aunt bi

Example:
P1: yr mum giey

P2: yr dad lesbian

P1: yr granny tranny
P2: *cries of sadness* your brother an other

God: your aunt bi

*the universe restarts itself*
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Your aunt bi is something that you use carefully

by [BIGPENISTITTIESSUCKYFUCKY]777 July 17, 2019

double-first cousin-aunt

Daughter of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-first cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

aunt polly

Soft touch

Her: I don’t mind if you come in a bit late tomorrow.

Him: you are such an Aunt polly.

by Coffeejohn December 30, 2021

Crazy Aunt Sheryl

A poggers aunt whos on cocaine

Jerry: your Crazy Aunt Sheryl is hotttt
Steve: thanks.

by phatbusseydicsuqer May 25, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025