An attention EMP is a comment lobbed into a discussion that has the effect of distracting all participants of the discussion badly.
Man, Jeremy threw and attention EMP in on that meeting that was so bad we had to take a 10 minute biobreak.
by Phorkus October 19, 2016
Get the Attention EMPmug. by Ughhhokay August 27, 2025
Get the attention whoremug. That one asshole who is openly sub conscious about his art and fucks people over by tampering with their art. Being ripping the artwork to turning off a laptop with unsaved digital art on it
by FuckMyLifeM8 May 22, 2017
Get the Art Attention Whoremug. by mikasatism September 16, 2022
Get the attention whore!mug. A phrase that always follows a ragebait comment or statement when the person who said it wants to be heard.
This usually doesn't work, and will in fact often results in you getting punched, or ignored at the very least.
This usually doesn't work, and will in fact often results in you getting punched, or ignored at the very least.
Guy: "Skyrim is overrated"
Crowd: "What the fuck did you just say"
Guy: "Now that I have your attention..."
Crowd: "What the fuck did you just say"
Guy: "Now that I have your attention..."
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2025
Get the Now That I have Your Attentionmug. Bijective theory of consciousness which states that a discrete surface area can be divided arbitrarily into an uncountable number of surface areas.
The attention theory of everything propounds that the Vikaasian set of uncountable primes is bijective to the Cantor set of uncountable functions.
Implies that a surface area is a number.
Furthermore implies that a surface area comprises a set of uncountable prime numbers, greater than the set of Godel primes.
Thus surface areas are not only prime; but prime-in-themselves.
Implies that a surface area is a number.
Furthermore implies that a surface area comprises a set of uncountable prime numbers, greater than the set of Godel primes.
Thus surface areas are not only prime; but prime-in-themselves.
by metawave August 21, 2020
Get the attention theory of everythingmug. It's not about denying me attention. It's about SHIELDING THE PERSON WHO TOLD YOU TO IGNORE ME FROM THEIR CULPABILITY IN THE DECISION THAT MAY OR MY NOT HAVE GOTTEN YOUR KIDS KILLED. Someone made the call and YOU paid dearly. Or not. The decision that may or may not have saved your child's life was made by someone who CHOSE to both ignore my warning and perpetuate what has been happening to me since I was 19.
Hym "Likely some sort of incest cultist who is lying in the name of their religion. And they don't want me to get any attention because WHAT DO YOU THINK THE FIRST QUESTION I AM GOING TO ASK IS GOING TO BE? WHO MADE THE CALL AND WHY ARE THEY FREE? They sacrificed YOUR KIDS for THEIR CAREER and they could ENSLAVE A GENIUS WITH A MIND-RAPE SURVEILLANCE APPARATUS and harvest intellectual property and content as through the were cutting organs out of an imprisoned Wolverine. Who told you to ignore me and who paid the price for that decision? Not me. I'm in the exact same predicament I've been in for years."
by Hym Iam August 30, 2025
Get the Attentionmug.