by hhhheeeheheh July 25, 2022
Ashton is an amazing person whom people love. He won't tell people your secrets and he really loves cats. Ashton is gay, loves his friends and will protect everything he loves. He's an amazing person
by Xonny November 25, 2021
Having sex with a hot milf, while secretley pretending it's Ashton Kutcher, everyone's favourite man crush.
Person 1: Dude, I totally fucked your mummy last night in her gaping wizard sleeve.
Person 2: That's superawesomedisgusting
Person 1: It's cool though, I was performing an Ashton Fuckcher at Grade 8 level.
Person 2: Oh, I'll join in next time then.
Person 2: That's superawesomedisgusting
Person 1: It's cool though, I was performing an Ashton Fuckcher at Grade 8 level.
Person 2: Oh, I'll join in next time then.
by WaxCrayon February 24, 2011
by i like kidsツ January 31, 2020