Anxiety

Anxiety isn’t just worrying about a specific thing. Sometimes it’s where you aren’t really thinking about a specific bad thing that will happen, but you just have this overwhelming sense of fear and dread like something will. It’s more about a feeling than thoughts.

Person A: I feel terrified and my heart is racing but I don’t know why.
Person B: That, my friend, is what you call anxiety.

by Sergei the gay March 4, 2022

inbox anxiety

The fear of opening an email that might have been sent by a spammer or other unwanted electronic intruder.

John has had inbox anxiety ever since his banking information was hijacked from his email account.

by 3episodesofLITB November 8, 2017

kitchen anxiety

Reluctancy to enter your kitchen at uni in case of running into your flatmates.

“I need to make dinner but Ben is in the kitchen right now, my kitchen anxiety is through the roof”

by Angry.Potato February 9, 2023

Red Hat Anxiety

Feeling or thinking any negative emotions or thoughts from seeing a hat that looks like a MAGA hat.

I got red hat anxiety at the concert when I saw someone wear a red hat, I was relieved to see that it was a Cardinals hat later.

by -CEO- August 13, 2019

anxiety

The topological surface area of a dialectic one did not have.

The surface area of a complex number.

Anxiety is the surface area of decisions that were made for you; before you got a chance to make them for yourself.

by flightfacilities February 13, 2022

Anxiety

Can be used when talking about an ugly high pony.

"is this high pony cute or is it giving anxiety?"

by I love akito August 2, 2024

Shitbox Anxiety

A condition that all drivers of old vehicles have. Where each clank, knock, noise or rattle will trigger high levels of anxiety.

This condition often causes drivers to turn down their radio and mute all other sounds to listen for noises.

Max's shitbox anxiety is triggered each time he hits a bump while driving his mustang.

by Hub3r March 24, 2023