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window anxiety

The anxiety of uncovered windows at night (eg- being scared someone will be looking at you through the window if you look outside at night)
Oh yeah I have window anxiety, that’s why my window shades/blinds get closed before it turns dark
by Zenny08 November 29, 2024
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Rice Anxiety

Anxiety caused by the fear that one has not ordered enough white rice in their Chinese food order.
"Debating whether to get three or four orders of rice with my two orders of Kung Pao chicken is giving me rice anxiety."
by Minty P December 24, 2024
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Anxiety

The song that you hope is Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye, but its actually that fuckass song by Doechii.
Me: *hears the beginning of Somebody That I Used To Know* oh wow this song is kewl i sure hope its not that one doechii song
*12 seconds later*
Doechii: AnXiEtY kEeP oN tRyInG mE
Me: AW HELL NAH NOT ANXIETY BY DOECHII WTF!!!!1!!1!1 *dies*
by BreadedEds June 13, 2025
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Dick Anxiety

Bitches who think, visualize, and/or talk about men, who then refuse to talk to, OR entertain men in real life.
“Why are you always talking about niggas but then never have one?”

“It’s not my fault that I have Dick Anxiety, niggas make me nervous
by Larrysrealgurl June 20, 2025
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by A really big weirdo August 27, 2025
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Solana Anxiety Disorder

A highly contagious condition in the trenches where your mental health is fully tethered to SOL price action. Victims of SAD suffer from extreme FOMO during pumps, instant depression when they jeet too early, and random bursts of hopium when a random CTO on Twitter says “$500 EOY.” Common behaviors include panic-selling bottoms, setting alarms for every 1% move, and telling yourself you’ll DCA but actually going all-in on leverage. Side effects: dry mouth, chart-induced migraines, and screaming “WAGMI” while coping in Telegram. The only known cure is touching grass or migrating to stablecoins, but let’s be real—most SAD holders just reload Phantom and pray for the next bull run.
“Doctor said I don’t need meds, I just need to stop leverage trading — classic Solana Anxiety Disorder diagnosis.”
by Dr. Jeet August 29, 2025
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