albert

loml

albert is my loml

by estasiii November 27, 2021

Gunnar Albert

Gunnar Albert is a smart handsome man. He is more handsome than other Gunnar's, Gunnar Albert stands out! He is probably from Sunnmøre

Who is that guy?
Gunnar Albert!!
DAAAMN

by CrazyOldenGirlZZZ March 20, 2024

albert county liquor pig

short (ACLP)
A hillbilly who drinks too much beer and beats his wife in the middle of the woods in albert county new Brunswick

Did you see Ricky last night?
No

He drank a hole 24 he is totally an albert county liquor pig

by glenn swagmire October 8, 2025

Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation

In 1945 Einstein came up with the idea to start jerking off before a presentation to clear his mind. It can also be used for students when they are taking a test to help figure out the answer

Dude I just used the Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation on that test and made a 100

by 1092616252616 October 19, 2025

Albert Einstein High School

The place to be

Someone: What is Albert Einstein High School?
Me: The place to be!

by dumbbitchbutshecuteiguess June 28, 2021

Albert

A little man who is fluid between ducks and geese. He is a good boy

Me: I love Albert!
Him: Squaaaak!

by Evie_the_big_gae July 10, 2021