After Tea Merchant

Lads: hen? Are you coming online?
Hen: after my tea
Lads: hen you’re such an “after tea merchant
by Geezer62364 January 11, 2021
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after school wack

The performance of masturbating after a school day; usually to relieve stress.
Jerry told Susan about his after school wack, so she decided to help him.

Susan loved a good after school wack.
by Pluvio December 10, 2015
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After Hump Day

Thursday;

The day after hump day. This day is celebrated in Ireland and is slowly catching on worldwide.

The good feeling from hump day continuing on into the next day.
"Oh man I didn't have the best of hump days yesterday"

"Don't worry bro, its After Hump Day day"

"Ohh yea! Sweet"
by ManSealSquid December 12, 2013
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After-match Smell

The tingly aroma that arises around 16:00 GMT on a Saturday afternoon once the last shower nozzle has been closed in the changing room of great football teams.
-Barman: "There it is! The after-match smell"
- Colleague: "oh aye! Spiced Amber this week!"

- Barman: "Best get 4 Guinesses and 10 Carlings on the go son!"
by Tangerine Army September 16, 2021
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After-Poo Euphoria

The time period After taking an amazing dump where you feel incredible while your butthole relaxes.
You're going to have to give me a few minutes before I can do something while I am still in After-Poo Euphoria
by BURNIN13 July 30, 2023
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after-pee-shiver

The shaky-shaky phenomenon that puzzles the world to this day, after you take a nice warm drizzle, you shake like an earthquake and you drizzle becomes a firehose and has a velocity strong enough to take an eye out.
"Yo man, what are you doin' in here? There is pee-pee everywhere!"

"The after-pee-shivers got to me."

"Oh yea dawg im feelin ya"
by the potty theorist February 21, 2014
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