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measurement of the amount of radiation absorbed (as by living tissue) especially to determine density
Medical Definition:
the use of an absorptiometer to determine the amount of radiation absorbed (as by living tissue)
measurement of the amount of radiation absorbed (as by living tissue) especially to determine density
Medical Definition:
the use of an absorptiometer to determine the amount of radiation absorbed (as by living tissue)
I used an absorptiometer to measure the amount of radiation absorbed in this sponge.
Absorptiometry is the use of a device called an absorptiometer. It determines the amount of radiation in a living thing.
Absorptiometry is the use of a device called an absorptiometer. It determines the amount of radiation in a living thing.
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