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A national holiday for the ladies to get a chance to grab their man's ass. Just for you girls to have some sexy fun on April 12th. And guys..be prepared for yo booty to be grabbed ;) Have fun ladies!

Abbreviation: (NGYMAD)
I grabbed my man's ass today for National Grab your mans ass day! lol
by Waffles The Goat May 25, 2018
mugGet the National Grab your mans ass daymug.
If your boy deserves it eat his ass: This happens on every October 30th.
OMG it’s national eat your boys ass day!!
by Big papi Alaric October 30, 2018
mugGet the National eat your boys ass daymug.
A quote by Jamie Hyneman on Mythbusters in the goldfish memory episode
Jaime: I think I'm just going to leave me *wraps cord* I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass
Adam: laughs
by applealex October 4, 2009
mugGet the I'm gonna kick your goldfish assmug.

I'm gonna eat your bare ass

Something you say to your friends when they make you mad
Friend:I stole your lunch
Me: I'm gonna eat your bare ass
by EZ Peso February 21, 2019
mugGet the I'm gonna eat your bare assmug.
When a person has enough and this is what he says when he wants to kick your ass.
Bully: Alright, problem kid! Bitch!
Me:Shut the fuck up!!!
Bully:You shut the fuck up, you niggard.
Me: Oh yeah?!
Me: *rages
Me: I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!
Me: *kicks the bully to uranus
by TanglefingStar February 8, 2023
mugGet the I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!mug.

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