You're a wizard, Harry!

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1. An expression to show how unimpressed you are at one's accomplishments.

2. A way to sarcastically show excitement for something you really couldn't care less about.

"Dude, I just went 25 and 0 on this pub server using nothing but pistols!!!"

"You're a wizard, Harry!"

by TAW_Kaotix January 9, 2012

Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker

Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker is pretty much the best weed you can get. Legend has it that the strain was genetically engineered by a mad scientist in Pennsylvania shortly before he was killed in a mysterious lab explosion. The scientist extracted 100% goat semen to fertilize Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker...it's so extremely potent that one only needs to smell it to get high...

Guy 1: "Hey man, you got some bud?"
Guy 2: "maaaaan, I got the MONGOLIAN EVERGREEN WIZARD FUCKER!"
They say no one has ever died from marijuana... but these 2 boys were never heard from again.

by The_Evergreen_Wizard November 18, 2006

Douche Wizard

An individual, of average or lower intelligence, who attempts portray themselves as insightful and/or smart.

After taking a philosophy class that kid became a real douche wizard.

by Dusty Slankz September 10, 2009

Piss Wizard

Name coined by Twitter users for UK Prime Minister and smug Etonian, David Cameron.

Oi Cameron have it #pisswizard

That piss wizard's got more chance of winning the x factor than the next election

by VioletSkye April 21, 2013

Pretty Wizard

An 80's term used to describe something that is amazing, awesome, rad, cool, etc.

You have to admit, that was pretty wizard!

by That 80's Kid! May 16, 2016

Git Wizard

One who belives himself to be magic, by doing stupid stunts.

The git wizard tried to spend 7 days in a bucket, and couldnt even hold his breath for 7mins

by British_bloke May 28, 2006

Chicken Wizard

A man of divine cock wielding abilities that is often looked on and worshiped by many women. The chicken wizard is usually a small, podgy, smelly, officeworker that reveals his true identity at night at night clubs and specialist bars. The magic abititlies obtained by a chicken wizard are produced in the magic sack located below his weapon. (no reference to father christmas as he is not a chicken wizard)

Sally: hey, Mary. How was the party last night?

Mary: oh it was good. I saw you drunkely going into one of the bedrooms with that scanky office worker, Dave. Were you alright?

Sally: Oh yes! More than alright. Turns out that scanky dave is actually a chicken wizard.

Mary: Woow that sounds amazing i wish i could have been there.

by banterbus31 November 10, 2009