Gay wizard

Normally used for people named Ryan

Ryan is a gay wizard

by Ryan the gay wizard August 8, 2020

wizard pee

Energy drinks, because they taste like pee and are magically colored.

Hey, I'm feeling pretty exhausted right now, let me go grab some wizard pee to pick me up.

by klv May 25, 2010

Wizard's Staff

to discretely place some acid on the tip of your penis before getting a blow job without letting your partner know. Your partner will be in for a surprise

dude, I met this girl at a party and took her back to my room. It was going pretty nice but I wanted to make things more interesting so I gave her the wizard's staff. She thought my penis was a snake!

by 'jammin March 13, 2011

Wizards of the Coast

The company behind such games as Magic: The Gathering, the first CCG and still the best after over 10 years.. and Dungeons And Dragons (Aquired by WotC when they bought TSR.)

Owned by Hasbro, they have recently added many horrible features to M:TG which has made the game too.. well.. stupid. They also now own Neopets. :-\

Dude 1: "Dude, I've got to get a Darksteel deck."
Dude 2: "Dude. Magic is passe."
Dude 1: "THAT'S IT!! I CAST URZA'S RAGE ON YOU!!!!!"
Dude 2: "...dude, we're not playing right now."
Dude 1: "Shut up."

by NobleArc February 25, 2004

wizards sleeve

pete rutherford i.e a big fuckin cunt of a fanny that looks like a wizard

did you see that wizards sleeve cry like a bitch when he lost his contract

by cocknbollocks July 7, 2011

Pinball Wizard

A depraved sex act involving two individuals, for the sake of explanation we'll say a man and a woman, performing anal sex. The man begins to slowly withdraw from the woman's anus and then quickly rams his member back inside, this is followed by swift and aggressive punches to the woman's sides. The entire affair mimics the act of playing pinball.

Sorry bro, I totally just topped your high score in pinball wizard, last night with your mom. 25 times leaves a couple bruises.

by B-town Silver Baller February 22, 2010

Wizard Sleeve

An unbelievably corny rap group hailing from Florida that ruined a great Sidney Samson song. Consisting of a member that looks like a nerdy, down-syndromed Derron Williams and another who looks like a homeless Emmanuel Adebayor.

*Slits wrist after listening to Wizard Sleeve*

by The Sorceroe February 23, 2010